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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. 

• Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
• Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
• Doctor: Denise.
• Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
• Doctor: Denephew.

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