March 2012
When I see a good looking person:
when-moments-blog:
February 2012
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
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I BOUGHT TURKEY BACON!
its the closest thing to bacon I will ever get so be happy for me!!!
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: touching
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
When I see my picture in the yearbook.
tumblrsbestposts:
when the photographer says i’ll choose the best one, i think he means the worse.
When I meet 1D I'm going to ask them for a kiss on...
larry-lilo-zarry-niam-ziall:
onedirection-purrfection:
oh my god this is my favorite post. That gif is perfect oh my god
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I stare at you
When you’re not looking
And when you look over
mom: are you dating that boy, you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy, you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy, he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy, he was breathing your air
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my mom just told me im fat
wow. thanks mom. shes gonna buy me weight loss shakes too now.
Can you imagine how skinny we'd all be if we spent...
canieatthisshit:
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do... →
fredcardoso7:
Guess who got his homework done ?!
