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I got a crush on you

When my crush approaches me this way: I pretend to be calm: And when he’s gone I look: I’ll start texting my friends about what happened: And my friends are happier than me: I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened: »I am guilty beyond reasonable doubt. Hahaha. Story of my life.

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If you love your mom. Repost this. One girl didn't...

goldenkisses: Dang. 65k notes. *Sorry for trimming.

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"Life is like an oreo, there's always one white...

93044: LOL LOL

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‎3 years old - “mommy, i love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “i wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “i wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “i dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “i would give up everything for my mom to be here with me” We only have 1 Mom. Reblog this if you...

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The girl I hate looks at me

katherinechan: husnaa: YOU WANNA DIE?

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Go to googlism.com, search your name, and reblog... →

kimiramos: trixiieee: loldavislol: issjessicathoo: aneliseclaire: daisylovesyoou: kristaruivivar: ayeeitsvivian: guthix: daenasarique: daena is a cat woman and the defender of gato and her best friend hahahaahaha marco is a florida deal. lolwuut vivian is enjoying her life… “trixie is fantastic” WHUDDDUP. “kimberly is a veteran of toronto’s sex trade” Cool! ...

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